"There's never an egg timer when you need one."

Good liberal movie buffs will recognize that as a line spoken by actor John Mahoney from "The American President," the Aaron Sorkin liberal love movie.

This is slightly old news, but...marriage just seems to destroy everything in it's path. Conservatives are so stupid...if they allowed gay marriage this (divorce) is exactly what would be happening more and more:

After nearly two decades together as a lesbian couple, Hillary and Julie Goodridge got hitched in May of 2004. This came because of their landmark lawsuit, which famously persuaded the state Supreme Judicial Court of Massachusetts to make it the first state to recognize same-sex marriage back in 2003.

After announcing they were separating back in 2006, it has become official: Last week, they became one of 168 couples to file for divorce in Suffolk County in January.

Thus, my quote to title this post: There's never an egg timer available when you need to measure the expediency of a divorce after a marriage.