Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Mangini Airliner

I am no Hets fan, nor rumswab. I have no reason to side with Mangini in this case, but I find this firing stupefying.

Mangini didn't throw 2 td's and 9! ints in the last handful of games...this was Favre. It wasn't Mangini who let Chad Pennington go without ensuring he couldn't come back to hurt you. Trading him for even a 7th round pick would have let the Jets management ensure he went to a team in the NFC, or at least a different division than yer own.

Mangini did not do everything right, but he was the smaller part of the problem...and his firing by the GM shows how bad the GM himself did...especially when he wants Favre back and his 9 int's apparently.

Friday, December 19, 2008

You might be a douchebag if...

...you buy ANY Apple product at ANY store other than the Apple store.

Buying ANY Apple product at Best Buy, etc is disgraceful and just pathetic. Not to mention Apple should be ashamed of themselves for whoring themselves out as such.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

I love Batman, but...

...after the last movie "The Dark Knight" and it's sensational delivery...this is some terrible, terrible news.

Eddie Murphy has been signed on to play the "Riddler" in the next installment?!?!?!...Uh...this is what they call a WTF moment!!

Eddie Murphy hasn't done a single funny thing for at least 2 decades!!! "Beverly Hill Cop" was his top moment.

This is TERRIBLE news. AWFUL. He's gonna pull a Jim Carey and WAY overplay his hand here. Carey went too far over the top, and Clooney sucked as Batman (tho not nearly as badly as Kilmer).

Clearly, Bale will have to make this movie. BLECH!

Barkley is spot-on

Charles Barkley, the former NBA star and often big-mouth who speaks his mind on topics ranging far and wide, has nailed this issue dead-on.

Auburn and the NCAA is a completely racist organization, the numbers just tell the story.

Barkley has accused his alma-mater Auburn of hiring their new football coach simply because he's white over the choice of an African American.

By the numbers, there are nearly 120 Division 1 college football programs across the USA. There are a whopping total of 4 African American coaches. Quotas, according to the Supreme Court of the United States of America, are illegal, but it doesn't take a brainiac to see something doesn't smell right.

And what stinks up the joint is a glut of old, white, rich, men in the power structure of college football (especially in the South where college football is THE sport) who are preventing African Americans from getting a fair shake at a head coaching job.

These are the very same asshats who refuse to allow the BCS to go away and put in the normal playoff system.

All of Boston waits...

...for this man:



Mark Charles Texiera.

Monday, December 15, 2008

The Bettman Stars'

He's known to be a nasty, stocky, short, player full of vitriol and one who plays his ass off. His primarily role is to piss people off when playing and get them off their game.

His name: Sean Avery, of the NHL.

His crime: Being a general asshat, pain in the ass.

But, it's really not a crime. There are things called "role players" and Avery has been playing his "role" in the NHL for years, and doing it successfully mind you.

In July 2008, the Dallas Stars hired Avery, signing him to a lucrative long-term deal (4 years, $15.5 million). Avery broke into the NHL in 1999, and by now his rep had been well-established.

13 days ago, he made the following comments before playing a game: "I am going to say one thing. I am really happy to be back in Calgary. I love Canada. I just want to comment on how, it has become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I do not know what that is about, but enjoy the game."

For just SAYING these words, Avery was suspended and the Dallas Stars are looking to sever their deal with Avery.

Here's the thing: Avery is who he is. He's never changed. The Stars and Brett Hull were stupid to have signed him to such a long-term deal. Avery doesn't deserve any of the crap he has dealt with here. Avery might be an asshole, but he's still an American asshole that has every right to speak his mind.

With the NHL suspending him for uttering "sloppy seconds" is pathetic and sad. Get a grip commissioner Bettman. You have bigger fish to fry, like figuring out how your league is going to survive when the salary cap is going to be shrinking sometime soon. Grow up Bettman.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

The Non-Drunk, Drunk Driver?

Interesting story from Sweden where a lady was pulled over, given a breathalyzer test and she failed. The rub? She hadn't drunk alcohol for 5 years!

The po-lice think it was her windshield-washer fluid....odd!

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Da Coppers & Entrapment

One of the longest-running and most awful shows on television has been the show "COPS."

Since the show premiered on March 11, 1989, I have watched a whopping 30-40 mins of this "show."

I find this show to be dreadful and I think it shows what asshats cops generally are. I have contempt for the practices often featured in the bits of the show I have seen.

I am all for entrapment when it comes to big time crime like murder, fraud, etc...but I have seen cops use the standard of probable cause as a total joke and pull people over for no serious reason.

The ends do not justify the means in these cases. Most of the cases I find annoying involve drugs and/or prostitution. This could be because I believe we should legalize prostitution and at least decriminalize most drugs.

This story from Reason Magazine shows what asshats vice cops are: A former cop bought two small xmas trees and grew them inside a rented house utilizing lights often/usually used to grow marijuana. What do you know, the cops forged an affidavit, used illegal technology as defined by the Supreme Court to detect those types of lights from outside the house, and proceeded to bust into the house only to find two xmas trees growing and NOT some marijuana plants. WHOOPS!!!

This kind of cop "work" is bullshit and it's exactly the type of shit we should NOT be wasting our time on in a time when the world is exposed to terrorists. Everyday hundreds, if not thousands, of shipping containers get shipped into US ports and are not inspected because some knucklehead cop is getting his jollies off busting people who do some weed.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

I concur with all 10

This list found at some person's blog is, in fact, ingenious:

http://bigcigars.tumblr.com/post/62289054/10-reasons-to-be-antisocial

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Las Vegas Luciano's

Random thought #236:

It is a bit of a wonderment to me, and through some surprise, that for all the development and expansion of the Las Vegas area...there haven't been any reports that I can recall through the years, of multiple dead bodies being uncovered during builing prep.

Though I suppose, there is vast amounts desert that hasn't been "developed" by so much as a tree stump lo these many years.

Friday, November 28, 2008

The majority should be ashamed

Again this "black Friday," a shopper was trampled to death (not to mention the woman who WAS pregnant, but then lost her baby). It seems this happens every fucking year.

You stupid fucking savages out there need to get a grip on yourselves. First of all, shopping at Shit-Mart is bad enough, but you can't bring yourself to stop and check on a worker who is being trampled?!?!?!?!

And don't give me the the lame-ass excuse that "you couldn't see what you were walking on"...I'm sorry but if I fucking step on someone's body I'm gonna know something isn't right.

I don't care if you were out buying for yourself or your stupid hell-fire spawn...THERE IS NO EXCUSE!!

You all should have your items taken away, not given your money back, and your items be given to charity. Frankly, I'd push for having you shot in the head with a BB gun, but health care to fix what little damage to your brains there is to fix, would be to expensive.

Grow up America! And get a grip!

Monday, November 24, 2008

The Red-Head From Needham

No official story yet, as far as I can tell, however...

For those who have watched the Boston Celtics for the past 2+ (nearly 3) decades, we have been treated to the teleplay by one Mike Gorman and Tommy Heinsohn.

Heinsohn is a former player and coach of the Boston Celtics, and has been calling games along Gorman on television since 1981.

Lo these many years, he has often called to his lovely wife during the Celtics broadcasting, often making a note to comment on what the "redhead from Needham" said about x, y, or z.

Well, sadly, that will happen no more. The red-head from Needam past away recently, after a long battle with brain cancer. Fare well red-head...fare well.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

The Sox & the Hot Stove

In this post-MLB Season, the hot stove is already at a good simmer in Boston Red Sox Nation.

In these parts baseball is a 12 month sport, despite the recent successes by the Patriots and the Celtics (and now the Bruins). Even in the lean years, this has always been a baseball town first, but these days it is ever more important.

The Sox have already made 1 trade by trading their CF Crisp for some young bullpen help, that could prove to be a nice leverage-piece or chip in future trades. The important thing tho was the dumping of all of Crisp's salary in the trade, and this allows the Sox even more money room to spend at will.

Losing Manny's salary is a cool $20 million +, Schilling being gone saves $8 million, and the Captain Jason Varitek is a free agent so at this point he's saving the Sox $10 million.

There are several highly touted free agents on the table for the Sox to consider:

The top 4 are: C.C. Sabathia (a large left hander who throws serious stuff and is a darn good pitcher, though he has been abused the past few years, and is seeking a ridiculous amount of money long-term), Mark Texiera (a slugging 1st baseman who has good power, but also has great OBP numbers, and other key numbers the Sox covet), A.J. Burnett (a power pitcher from Toronto who jump out of his contract early following a career year which saw he demonstrate the ability to stay healthy, but is an injury waiting to happen and there have been questions about his heart/toughness), and Derek Lowe (the former Sox pitcher who was disgraced in town during the 2004 championship run, became known for his late night drinking habits, and overall boorish behavior, who has reestablished his reputation and his behavior, but still throws that nasty sinker...very durable).

While, I am normally a pitching, pitching, pitching first kind of guy, I am actually in support of going after the top slugger first.

All three pitchers have issues with them as noted above.

Moreover, as the steroid era draws to a close we are seeing the power number sink quitely back to where they used to be. In my view, all power hitters in the future will resemble those from the past: Short lived careers (see Mo Vaughn), who are also all or nothing hitters (see Ryan Howard). There will be a very select few who are able to get on base consistently, drawing walks, showing a good batting eye like Texiera. Not to mention, he's a gold glove first baseman.

David Ortiz is getting old, and the biggest weakness of the Boston Red Sox farm system is the lack of hitting power. Our top power hitting prospect is Lars Anderson and he may prove to be something, he may prove to be nothing. I think Texiera is young enough still to warrant throwing a truckload of cash his way to convince him to come to Boston. His numbers have remained the same no matter where he hits, whether it be a pitcher's park or a hitter-friendly park, and he showed no signs of being intimidated by being in the playoffs this fall. In fact, he was one of the more consistent performers on the Angels ball club, who were bitch-slapped by the Sox.

C.C. has too many miles on his young arm, and he wants too much money and too many years. No matter the mileage, I'd never give a pitcher that much money for THAT many years. Burnett is a classic case of J.D. Drew-itis. We have Drew who has a scratched fingernail and can't go play, Burnett has no heart, has no stones, and the data supports that he only displays such heart in his contract years. All the hallmarks of a remarkable tank-job in the pressure-cooker of Boston.

Bringing back D. Lowe for a reasonable contract is the best of three options here, if he is willing to take a reasonable contract. But, with Scott Boras at the head, I doubt this is a real possibility.

Finally, the drama ensues with one Jason Varitek. The first named captain of the team in decades is a free agent, and he's been a Scott Boras client since he became a professional...so this will be a tricky deal.

Those of us Red Sox junkies who watch virtually every game they play noted that Tek's bat seemed even slower than it did last year.

First, the team did start with a long road trip in freaking Japan. Then, according to the rumours in town, Tek filed for divorce from his wife, and the stress on his personal life probably caused him to get as physically ill as he did, from which his body never recovered. Although, it had to help that he began fucking the new Red Sox reporter Heidi Watney.

Count me in with the camp that is willing to give Tek no more than 2 years, otherwise we trade some highly-touted prospects like Clay Buchholtz and/or Michael Bowden.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Kitchen Faucet Kevetchings

I am a kitchen whore. I could spent a good few months, perhaps even 6, designing a kitchen of my dreams.

One thing I hate most about kitchens nowadays is the one-way hot/cold faucets. I would demand a hot water tank be installed directly next to the kitchen or underneath the sink.

I find that I waste the most water waiting for my stupid kitchen sink faucet to turn from cold to hot, even in the summer. Is it too much to fucking ask that in the 21st Century you turn on the hot water and actually get...hot water?

Friday, November 14, 2008

I believe in a woman's right to choose, but...

I think we need to hold a national referendum to vote on whether we should allow Angelina Jolie to have yet another baby.

Seriously, imagine the mess when/if she and Pitt break-up. Their offspring and their adoptees will be haggling in court over money for decades.

Not to mention, she is reinforcing the stereotype that woman should be able to have as many children as they wish. I agree with this as long as you are able to afford them and really take care of them.

With her and Pitt's money, the kids will be more than well taken care of, but it makes the average woman in rural America think it's glamorous to have many babies, and she won't be able to truly raise them properly...leaving them essentially on the back of taxpayer money.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Florida and QBs

My Chicago Bears have had sexy Rex Grossman a few years and he is a University of Florida alumn QB that was highly touted.

I don't watch much college football at all, but it's been the trend that Florida quarterbacks pretty much suck hard core when they get to the NFL.

Florida has a new QB this year, that is being highly touted and he's been good for a solid 2-3 years, Tim Tebow.

When I see highlights of Tebow, I see a rehash of sex Rex and all the other shitty Florida QBs before him.

I hope I am wrong about Tebow, as he seems like a likeable guy who has grit, and serious determination. But, if I were an NFL team coming into this next NFL Draft in the spring of 2009, I wouldn't touch Tebow with a 10-foot poll.

Blech

I have an illness that needs fixed via surgical staff. I am trying to hold on until I can vote, but this moment, I can honestly say the following: I am sick and tired of being tired and sick.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Congrats on totally blowing it

The Tampa Bay Rays had a wicked season, and I gave them a tip of ye olde cap when they beat my BoSox.

Now that they've lost in the World Series, I must break the bad news...they have blown their one shot royally.

They may beat my BoSox again next year, or they may beat the re-vamped MFYs...but, they won't beat both of us.

THIS was your shot Rays...great job!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

This just in...

CBS/British reporter with the sexy voice, Lara Logan has bigger balls than any public official.

She's reported directly from Afghanistan in an area where a tiny house...errr...."base" has been hit 30 times in the past 8 months.

Bitch has balls.

Oh yeah...one more thing

HOW 'BOUT THEM RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One thing me & my Sis have in common

I have just realized something about us lower-to-middle class Americans and why we love our cars.

I love driving my car. I find it very relaxing and luxurious. So, does my sister...she loves driving. Nowhere in particular...just driving/cruisin'.

If you think about it, the most expensive thing these people like us own is our car. Most of us pay rent to some asshat landlord whose apartment we live in, or even if you have a mortgage...it's one of those 30 year mortgages that you never really envision paying off (especially now).

And even if you have a loan out on buying your car outright (*raises hand*), your car loan is something attainable to finish paying. So, it's like our own personal miniature house we own...it's OUR domain. We don't rent it, we own it. We can basically do what we want with it. We can soup it up with a new engine, we can get it customized. It's easier/cheaper to clean/maintain a car than a house.

I know I love driving down a road to nowhere. It makes me wonder if I owned a house, flat-out, if I would feel differently about my car and about loving to drive so much. Wonder how much of that car love is psychological....hmmm.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

I can't be mad

As a Boston Red Sox fan, my team is about to end their season by getting their clock cleaned by the upstart Tampa Bay Rays.

I cannot be mad at the Rays. I want to hate the team that is killing my Sox, but they are an impressive lot indeed.

And once again the old adage proves true...in the baseball playoffs...one thing is key...pitching, pitching, and pitching.

There are still a few innings to go here at the Fens in game 5, but this is all but over at this juncture. I wish the Rays well in the World Series and I hope they kick the shit out of the Phillies.

They Rays have built their team the right way, and Joe Madden is an impressive manager. They will be a force to be reckoned with for a few years for sure, but they better get this championship while they can. Toronto is bound to make another run (rumor is they may be targeting former Red Sox Left Fielder Manny Ramirez. The MFYankees will no doubt seriously re-load with their new ballpark, and massive new revenue streams.

And my Sox will be back next year for sure. To say the least the American League East Division is still going to be the toughest division in baseball for years to come and you have to feel for Baltimore...they are totally fucked. Angelos is such a cheap dirtbag.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

As Seen...

when I walked out of a local establishment here in Blue Country, USA. This is why I moved here...but I guess you can't avoid ALL racist bigots eh?

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Congrats GM - still proving your stooooopid

According to this article from MSNBC and published media reports, GM has been in talks with Chrysler to merge.

This is the very GM who is in dire financial straits.

This is the very same Chrysler who was swallowed then spit out by a great company like Daimler because they realized Chrysler was giant shit hole.

This deal may not happen considering the recent developments with the world financial markets, but just the fact they were considering the proposition...proves how stupid and myopic the management at GM is.

Friday, October 10, 2008

I have the hound

This is yours truly, writing from the road..I now have a dog. He/She will have a pseudoname as I do. But, to the very few who know who I exactly be...thee package is in transit.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Tip of the cap

Congrats to the Tampa Bay Rays who have just won their first Major League Baseball playoff series, in their first postseason appearance.

They are a young, formidable, dangerous team that will have to be reckoned with in the League Championship Series, as the BoSox and the Yanks have found this year.

Impressive job Tampa, and fantastic job by one Joe Madden, the manager.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

As Seen...




...in one of my fave establishments to eat around where I live, I found this sign in the bathroom. A bathroom that I hadn't visited before, despite my allegiance to said establishment.

Doesn't the fact that the "Wash Hands" portion of this sign are in quotes make it if not disturbing, at least off-putting or is it just me?

I know the owner is likely a Russian (as his name is Vladimir...no, not Putin), so perhaps this is the reasoning for the quotes...a language mix-up...but, it's still odd...no?

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Should be outlawed



In my view, these should be eliminated as a product completely. Period. End of discussion. Straws themselves are so wasteful. Not only are they wasteful, but the outer wrapping makes it even worse.

Monday, September 29, 2008

A new crack addiction

I don't watch much network tv anymore since I moved to my New Englang abode bacuse most of my favorite (except those damn Patriots) sports teams are located here, so I watch sports instead. Not to mention the Netflix subscription I have keeps me occupied on days when there are no games, or no big political things going on.

Also, not to mention the downloading of great writing going on over at Showtime and HBO.

However, late one evening I ran across a show that I am now fully addicted to and must watch. Late night on USA Network, they run old episodes of "House" with Hugh Laurie, who is apparently going to be or is now the most highly paid tv actor of all time because of how insanely popular his show is....and it is rivetingly good.

I cannot look away during this show. He is so compelling as House, it makes me wonder when the writing will begin to suffer. As with any great show, it eventually will. But, what I'm seeing now...wow.

A Kozy Shack?

When you think of a cozy shack...what do you think of? I'm quite certain it isn't this:




As seen while driving home on the highway. I'd never heard of Kozy Shack, but it is apparently a pudding, applesauce type snack company that kids put in their lunch boxes.

I know if I saw this at school in the lunch room, even with kids around...I'm sorry, my mind goes to shaggin'.

Kozy Shack? Really? What's with the name?

Edit: P.S. Upon further searching, it looks like a mix of things type of company...food for adults (pies) and food youngin's could eat like the pudding. Weird company, yo.

True Colors

As a Red Sox fan all my life, the last 6 years have been redeeming.

Yet, one portion of those 6 years has always remained, usually silently, subterraneaneously below the surface...a stench.

The stench of the bad attitude of one man: Manny Ramirez, perhaps the greatest pure right-handed baseball slugger of our generation.

Before blogs were popular, I came out vocally in support to anyone who would listen during the 2004 season of the trade/dumping of the unhappy, petulant Nomar Garciaparra.

I came out on this blog, to dumping Manny earlier this season, and Manny has shown his true colors. In this article, Manny clearly indicates he dogged it during this season, and showed what a classless act he is.

Manny didn't like winning here in Boston, so he pulled every string he could (even to the point of shoving a 60+ year old man) to get out. He succeeded. He claimed he was hurt many weeks before he left, refusing to play, at one point refusing to get on the freaking team plane. Clearly, after the trade where he ran all out around the bases, posted a .400+ average and hammered several home runs.

Manny showed his colors, and he's all about one thing...him and his money. Most players these days are, but he took it to another level. I'm glad he's gone. What a maroon.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

GM...blech

On the heels of an announcements that the US Automakers are getting essentially a free $25 million paycheck to do with what they will...I can only ask, why, oh, why, oh why??? Upon this news, GM's big cheese said the following:

"GM Chairman Rick Wagoner spoke of plans to invest 370 million dollars in a new plant, which will be the exclusive site for production of the gasoline engine or "range extender" for the electric Chevrolet Volt, due out in November 2010."

Really eh?

A. How come you need to build a brand new plant instead of refurbishing/remodeling one of those old plants you've left vacant in the past few decades?

B. This seems totally dubious...so, how much of a "range extension" is this volt going to get? How many mpg are we talking about here? If your talking in the 60mpg range, I have news for you jackass...there are already automobiles that get that kind of range mpg and beyond...so this is hardly a wise, or novel investment/idea.

This AGAIN, proves why the US Automakers deserve to go straight into the ground and go belly-up. They've already stripped away any benefits their retirees get anyway, so going under completely can't hurt the retirees who worked so hard for DECADES for these asshats that much more than their being stripped of benefits they were due already has done.

These people shouldn't get a dime of that $25 million, and the story I read says that automakers like Honda and Nissan will be eligible for a piece of that pie (for some reason Toyota must not be eligible...odd), and I sincerely hope they get every freaking morsel.

This is utter bullshit.

Get out of the stroller already!

As I walk around the area near my abode...it suddenly strikes me that I have seen this scene many a time before:

(Painting a mental image)

Children 2-3 years of age being pushed around in strollers, when they are clearly of age to walk. Get the frreakin kid out of the stroller and make them WALK!

it's bad enough parents feed th eir spawn McDonalds and call it "food." But, could we at least get them out walking???!!!

Geez, this country has some stupid people/parents!

The WIIG

As noted on this blog originally, I heart Kristen Wiig of SNL. But, I must say, if they (the writer's, producers, HER) insist on this retarded repeat of character-types where Wiig basically repeats the same thing over and over really fast in "character"...she must go...and go quickly.

The sketches are dreadfully awful, annoying, and unoriginal. Stop this baloney. Wiig can be better, and if she can't get her out, NOW!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Newman

Paul Newman dead today at 83. It's a shame, but kinda knew this was coming if you were paying attention to Hollywood. We'll miss you Paul. Damn fine career and activist.

Monday, September 22, 2008

The brilliance or stupidity of Vegas

Strippers are making money in Vegas simply by sunbathing topless. Brilliant. Hope, though I wouldn't bet, they are being paid well.

If only America was so enlightened to allow public toplessness and we weren't so puritanical about our sexual mores...

Random query

Would one ever need a doo-hickey to actually cover up an actual hickey? Hmmmmmmmm...

Sunday, September 21, 2008

A brilliant way to exercise

Just as companies who treat their employees well do well financially, this is a brilliant way for employers in this country to take a massive one-time cost on board, while they will see the benefits in the end.

If I could teach and do this, I totally would, but I think the special education kids I service (almost all of whom have some attentional difficulty) would be slightly distracted by me walking on a treadmill.

If I worked in a cubicle however, I would love this idea. I've often thought about putting one in front of my television, and hooking it up to a power-converter for the tv when the Sox are playing a game. I'd walk like 10 miles a week during the baseball season.

For some of us people who will NEVER be morning people, no matter how long we get up early, this is a great solution. Moreover, it's better than paying a membership to a nasty gym where you have to deal with lockers, other people staring at your ass, and not to mention...their sweat leftover on machines. I'll never understand gym people. *Icky*

I hope more companies allow employees to take advantage of this product, while not forcing it on some of the old time, fat ones, because they could literally die of a heart attack and that wouldn't be good for liability. But, each new employee should be heavily encouraged to utilize this product to get some good exercise, and there should also be a way to get some rest time built in. I love this idea, biut I know I couldn't walk ALL day...oy. Least not at first for sure.

Ointments, balms, salves

The humorousness or these similar topical applications amuses me. Makes me wonder what standards or benchmarks must be met to be considered as such.

I have ointment and one balm in my abode...clear difference. Clearly, the balm has a much more naturally pungent smell to it, while ointment tends to be scented?

I wonder if there's some governmental oversight here, or anyone could manufacture an creamy-type substance and call it a balm just to be a balm...hmmmm.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

A Weedy Demise

I used to watch Weeds. I watched the first season and I found it funny, refreshing an intriguing.

I watched season two and was immediately turned-off, but I hung in there against hope. And it continued to suck.

Weeds lost me after season two. I believe it was clearly because the writers had said all they wanted to say in the first season, and didn't really know what to do. So, they started taking themselves way too seriously and went off the deep end.

It was supposed to be a COMEDY people. The first season was FUNNY. You don't take a comedy and turn it into some fucked-up, drama which has seemingly no essential point.

I like Mary-Louise Parker, but the show has to end.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Clever, clever

Just saw an ad extoling the virtues of a Ford or Chrysler pickup truck.

They were saying that this pickup was better than the Toyota Tundra and one of their claims was "highest predicted resale value."

I buy that claim. I'm sure people trading in those pickups DO get better resale value, but this is for a few reasons:

1. The most likely people to have bought this pickup truck are probably some of the same people who are really hurting financially right now, and have traded in a pickup that's only a few years old, with only ten thousand miles or so on them, for a newer and more fuel-efficient car. Those who probably bought the slightly more expensive Tundra, given there were no "deals" (harken back to those big deals the American auto-makers were extending in desperation to get people to buy cars a few years ago), had the disposable income that they could afford the Tundra and have a cheaper more fuel-efficient car on the side. This more wealth would allow them to ride out the current fuel prices, and drive their more efficient cars, while using the Tundra only when absolutely necessary or use it whenever they want depending on their income.

2. Finally, considering the foreign auto-makers like Toyota and Honda make more reliable, more durable engines and automobiles in general, it would make sens that they would be able to drive said automobile for more mileage. Therefore, trading in a Ford F-150 with 100,000 miles on it would no doubt garner more money than the Toyota Tundra with 150,000 miles on it.

It's a clever ad campaign the American automakers have tried these past few years, but finally Americans seem to be starting to get it...or perhaps it's just where I live.

All I know is that I LOVE my Honda and I will be driving that son-bitch into the ground before buying another car. I'm banking on at least 150,000 miles, if not 200,000.

More JFK fetishness

More information on the likelihood of the possibility of more than Lee Harvey at work here. Check it.

The Rose Paradox

I am a fairly serious person when it comes to real issues, issues that most American's don't care about or refuse to actually think about because they are so busy being entertained. Nothing is wrong with being entertained, but as an old man trapped in a younger man's body, I think American's clearly indulge themselves way too much.

Moving onto the point...I watch shows like Charlie Rose, the interviewing show on PBS. Often Charlie has some of the biggest movers and shakers who make, shape, and really determine the policy in America (as opposed to the politicians who are bought off by people like these, or are influenced heavily by these people).

I like Rose's show simply because of the access it grants us into the minds of people like Richard Holbrook, and businesspeople like the CEO of E-Trade or something.

However there are two things I dislike about his show:

1. Rose is not a truly disciplined interviewer. Anyone going on his show can essentially provide his/her own road map as to what topics they want to cover by making some random point, which Charlie too easily takes onto another direction. He's got ADHD interviewing skills.

2. The second is the paradox of news in general, and it goes back to why I want to institute mandatory debates in order to be eligible for the office of Presidency or VP: Charlie gets tremendous access at times to these movers and shakers, but how does he get such great access? By being essentially an easy interview, an interviewer who won't really push hard or address the interviewee with tough topics and questions that makes one squirm.

For instance, consider this past Friday night's show. Charlie had on Robert Nardelli for what appears to be the whole hour. Honestly, I didn't watch it, but I venture that if Charlie touched what Nardelli did to Home Depot under his watch, it wasn't hit hard. Home Depot was a wicked awesome store that was well known for it's very real ability to have real experts help you design and teach you how to implement a home improvement project. Nardelli took that fantastic company and ran it through the sewer. Home Depot is a shell of it's former self. I've been in there and what Nardelli did was shameful.

He fired all the local experts they had hired before he came on board, and hired in their stead, some regular retail knuckleheads who couldn't tell you the difference between a two-by-four and a two-by-eight. All in an effort to maximize the bottom line, where his stock options, but more importantly, bonuses were maximized before he jumped out and cashed in. Leaving a company that has yet to recover and whose stock has nosedived.

My problem with Charlie is that he doesn't hit hard enough and he lets people like Eisner, Nardelli, etc, come on his show and give voice to their side of the story without seeking out an alternate explanation/investigative look into what really went on behind the scenes.

The paradox. Oy.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

OSU again looking like a D-O-G

Once again "Thee" Ohio State Buckeyes football team looks like a bunch of dawgs.

Year after year, this team has a high BCS ranking (which is a total joke in and of itself) and takes a giant dump on the field.

Being an Alum of the Big Ten, I must say our football programs are at a significant disadvantage in Bowl Games and warm weather games.

The Big Ten, historically, has been a pound the football running conference and as passing systems have gotten more exotic even in college football, the conference has struggled to keep up.

Once the vaunted Big Ten, now the football programs are largely overrated. Sad, but true.

The yellow

What asshat(s) in a company meeting didn't strike down the idea of making a yellow Dry-Erase marker? Seriously!

What's the point of using a marker when your students can't see the writing. Companies looking to pad their bottom line I tell ya...

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

A bad idea?

Am I the only one slightly unnerved by the idea of scientists purposefully trying to re-create the Big Bang Theory in a tunnel buried underneath Switzerland and France?

Yeah, it's only one neutron and proton, but who the know what happens when/if shit goes wrong and we suddenly open a worm hole and get swallowed into the 30th century?


I'm a just askin'.

Okay after reading the article I just linked above, now I'm even more worried. Oy.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

David Gregory is a blowhole

After the passing of one Tim Russert, NBC and MSNBC seemingly was searching for his replacement. I think they've found him with Chuck Todd, yet it was also apparent that David Gregory was beginning to exert more influence behind the scense of NBC News and it's related MSNBC. As the White House lead reporter, it would be a logical fit to move him up a chain link or two, however...

According to Drudge at this hour, the blowhard himself (Gregory) may be on the verge of a tremendous coup. Late update: Here's the link.

As quoted from Drudge: "MSNBC drops Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews from anchor chair... David Gregory will anchor news coverage of the coming debates and election night.... Developing..."

I cannot stand Gregory and his Race for the White House program on MSNBC, I routinely skip it between Hardball and Countdown because Gregory is so intolerable.

This is a tremendous mistake on the part of MSNBC. A tremendous overreaction to possible criticism from right-wing media, saying they've become too liberally-biased.

I see what MSNBC is doing internally, however. They apparently have no inclination to re-sign Matthews whom has come under criticism from women's groups himself (but, I like him because while he's obnoxious, he's got spunk). Moreover, they probably haven't gotten a clear message from Matthews as to whether he intends to run for the Senate seat in Pennsylvania in 2010 or not, as has been rumored.

And, I LOVE Olbermann, but even I ackowledge his bias towards the liberal orthodoxy...which is why I love him. We liberals need SOMEONE with some balls to stand up to those wing-bats on FoxSnooze. So, I understand why he cannot be the "face" of MSNBC.

The fantastic Rachel Maddow, who will be hosting the premiere of her show tomorrow night on MSNBC, is too young and inexperienced on television to be the "face."

That leaves, Gregory...oy!

But, to dump Olbermann AND Matthews for a lone Gregory is a fantastic mistake. The strained banter back and forth between Olbermann and Matthews is wonderful television, and I appreciate having alternate views and having them go at it a a bit.

A year ago, Jeff Greenfield left CNN for CBS. I loved Greenfield because he too always had interesting things to say. I rarely watch CNN for more than 2 minutes anymore because they've gotten so damn generic and boring. I can't bring myself to like Anderson Cooper as he doesn't seem like a real reporter to me. Wolf Blitzer is a colossal bore who can put a blade of grass to sleep, or at least cause it to commit suicide. John King is good, and he seems to be getting better, but then there's his wife Dana Bash. Bash has a wicked odd face that is so distracting, I forget what she is saying.

Finally, there's Candy. I've already spoken my piece on a reporter named Candy...I can't stand that crap.

If MSNBC really goes through with this, I do not know where I will turn. Perhaps PBS. Not CNN though, and certainly not the FoxSnoozers.

Gregory is such a egomaniac and a smug SOB, it makes me want to reach through my tv and smack him silly.

Bad move Daniel Abrams. Dreadfully bad. Your ratings will tank. OY!

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Darwin says hello

Again, me being an asshat in the possible view of many, but some motorcycle speed racer died after losing control of his bike at 239 mph while going across Utah’s famous Bonneville Salt Flats.

Buh-bye Bubba. You deserved to die. Thank you for dying, so I don't end up footing the bill to provide health care to your 3rd degree-burned, quadriplegic ass.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Clarkson

Driving home tonight from work, I was listening to the iPod and the Kelly Clarkson song "Because of You" came on.

I found myself looking at this song in a new light, most likely not intended by Ms. Clarkson:

As a self-identified introvert who generally doesn't like people, I have come to understand through my 20s my own pathology, and the likely reason I became this way if it wasn't a gene that made me as such.

Not talking much could be nature or nurture, but not particularly liking people as a general fact, seems to be more nurture-related (or the lack thereof, more specifically).

As a kid, I was constantly bullied (as I have noted in the past post on Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, the Columbine boys).

The words, "Because of you, I never strayed to far from the sidewalk. I learned to walk on the safe-side so I don't get hurt.", take on another meaning in my young life.

I believe my pathology largely comes from me now subconsciously seeing the "you" as society and the very adults I walk among being the very same type who treated me like total shit just because I looked a bit different.

I have never taken shit from anyone, even as a primary kid, I didn't. I always fought back physically when confronted, as I would do now. But, the verbal and nonverbal browbeating never ceased in my mind and in reality and my teachers did little to fight back. Perhaps they never knew, but being a teacher now, I know better.

I am acutely aware of bullies as a teacher. Moreover, the old, standard mythology of the bully doing what he/she does because they are boosting their own low self-esteem has been recently discredited by researchers at Stanford. Instead, they found bullies tended to be your classic extrovert, type-a personality, who think they are the shit.

I can honestly say of all the things I treat most harshly as a teacher, it is bullying. I have even gone into other teacher's classrooms and asked to speak to a student who didn't know me from Tom, Dick, or Harry.

It's only gotten worse. Between parental irresponsibility, and teacher's being stripped of rights...bullying is back with a force. I am on a mission to stop it wherever I see it, and I'm just glad our school has a full time psychologist that works with students who have some issues in this area. I'd certainly have been fired by now if we didn't.

Monday, September 1, 2008

A sad day in Kinko's

Well, as of a few weeks from now you may no longer see the following logo around anymore:



FedEx has announced that the "Kinko's" will no longer be part of their name for these locations, and this is truly a sad day. I don't remember exactly what they are planning to change it to, but I believe it's like "FedEx Office."

How lanme! Kinko's was one of the best names in all of business. I lends oneself to having kinky thoughts, and anything that supports kinky thoughts....I'm all for.

New Time, New Location

From this moment forward, this will be the blog I use to post general stuff...as the political junk has massively overtaken my basic blog.