Sunday, November 30, 2008

I concur with all 10

This list found at some person's blog is, in fact, ingenious:

http://bigcigars.tumblr.com/post/62289054/10-reasons-to-be-antisocial

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Las Vegas Luciano's

Random thought #236:

It is a bit of a wonderment to me, and through some surprise, that for all the development and expansion of the Las Vegas area...there haven't been any reports that I can recall through the years, of multiple dead bodies being uncovered during builing prep.

Though I suppose, there is vast amounts desert that hasn't been "developed" by so much as a tree stump lo these many years.

Friday, November 28, 2008

The majority should be ashamed

Again this "black Friday," a shopper was trampled to death (not to mention the woman who WAS pregnant, but then lost her baby). It seems this happens every fucking year.

You stupid fucking savages out there need to get a grip on yourselves. First of all, shopping at Shit-Mart is bad enough, but you can't bring yourself to stop and check on a worker who is being trampled?!?!?!?!

And don't give me the the lame-ass excuse that "you couldn't see what you were walking on"...I'm sorry but if I fucking step on someone's body I'm gonna know something isn't right.

I don't care if you were out buying for yourself or your stupid hell-fire spawn...THERE IS NO EXCUSE!!

You all should have your items taken away, not given your money back, and your items be given to charity. Frankly, I'd push for having you shot in the head with a BB gun, but health care to fix what little damage to your brains there is to fix, would be to expensive.

Grow up America! And get a grip!

Monday, November 24, 2008

The Red-Head From Needham

No official story yet, as far as I can tell, however...

For those who have watched the Boston Celtics for the past 2+ (nearly 3) decades, we have been treated to the teleplay by one Mike Gorman and Tommy Heinsohn.

Heinsohn is a former player and coach of the Boston Celtics, and has been calling games along Gorman on television since 1981.

Lo these many years, he has often called to his lovely wife during the Celtics broadcasting, often making a note to comment on what the "redhead from Needham" said about x, y, or z.

Well, sadly, that will happen no more. The red-head from Needam past away recently, after a long battle with brain cancer. Fare well red-head...fare well.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

The Sox & the Hot Stove

In this post-MLB Season, the hot stove is already at a good simmer in Boston Red Sox Nation.

In these parts baseball is a 12 month sport, despite the recent successes by the Patriots and the Celtics (and now the Bruins). Even in the lean years, this has always been a baseball town first, but these days it is ever more important.

The Sox have already made 1 trade by trading their CF Crisp for some young bullpen help, that could prove to be a nice leverage-piece or chip in future trades. The important thing tho was the dumping of all of Crisp's salary in the trade, and this allows the Sox even more money room to spend at will.

Losing Manny's salary is a cool $20 million +, Schilling being gone saves $8 million, and the Captain Jason Varitek is a free agent so at this point he's saving the Sox $10 million.

There are several highly touted free agents on the table for the Sox to consider:

The top 4 are: C.C. Sabathia (a large left hander who throws serious stuff and is a darn good pitcher, though he has been abused the past few years, and is seeking a ridiculous amount of money long-term), Mark Texiera (a slugging 1st baseman who has good power, but also has great OBP numbers, and other key numbers the Sox covet), A.J. Burnett (a power pitcher from Toronto who jump out of his contract early following a career year which saw he demonstrate the ability to stay healthy, but is an injury waiting to happen and there have been questions about his heart/toughness), and Derek Lowe (the former Sox pitcher who was disgraced in town during the 2004 championship run, became known for his late night drinking habits, and overall boorish behavior, who has reestablished his reputation and his behavior, but still throws that nasty sinker...very durable).

While, I am normally a pitching, pitching, pitching first kind of guy, I am actually in support of going after the top slugger first.

All three pitchers have issues with them as noted above.

Moreover, as the steroid era draws to a close we are seeing the power number sink quitely back to where they used to be. In my view, all power hitters in the future will resemble those from the past: Short lived careers (see Mo Vaughn), who are also all or nothing hitters (see Ryan Howard). There will be a very select few who are able to get on base consistently, drawing walks, showing a good batting eye like Texiera. Not to mention, he's a gold glove first baseman.

David Ortiz is getting old, and the biggest weakness of the Boston Red Sox farm system is the lack of hitting power. Our top power hitting prospect is Lars Anderson and he may prove to be something, he may prove to be nothing. I think Texiera is young enough still to warrant throwing a truckload of cash his way to convince him to come to Boston. His numbers have remained the same no matter where he hits, whether it be a pitcher's park or a hitter-friendly park, and he showed no signs of being intimidated by being in the playoffs this fall. In fact, he was one of the more consistent performers on the Angels ball club, who were bitch-slapped by the Sox.

C.C. has too many miles on his young arm, and he wants too much money and too many years. No matter the mileage, I'd never give a pitcher that much money for THAT many years. Burnett is a classic case of J.D. Drew-itis. We have Drew who has a scratched fingernail and can't go play, Burnett has no heart, has no stones, and the data supports that he only displays such heart in his contract years. All the hallmarks of a remarkable tank-job in the pressure-cooker of Boston.

Bringing back D. Lowe for a reasonable contract is the best of three options here, if he is willing to take a reasonable contract. But, with Scott Boras at the head, I doubt this is a real possibility.

Finally, the drama ensues with one Jason Varitek. The first named captain of the team in decades is a free agent, and he's been a Scott Boras client since he became a professional...so this will be a tricky deal.

Those of us Red Sox junkies who watch virtually every game they play noted that Tek's bat seemed even slower than it did last year.

First, the team did start with a long road trip in freaking Japan. Then, according to the rumours in town, Tek filed for divorce from his wife, and the stress on his personal life probably caused him to get as physically ill as he did, from which his body never recovered. Although, it had to help that he began fucking the new Red Sox reporter Heidi Watney.

Count me in with the camp that is willing to give Tek no more than 2 years, otherwise we trade some highly-touted prospects like Clay Buchholtz and/or Michael Bowden.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Kitchen Faucet Kevetchings

I am a kitchen whore. I could spent a good few months, perhaps even 6, designing a kitchen of my dreams.

One thing I hate most about kitchens nowadays is the one-way hot/cold faucets. I would demand a hot water tank be installed directly next to the kitchen or underneath the sink.

I find that I waste the most water waiting for my stupid kitchen sink faucet to turn from cold to hot, even in the summer. Is it too much to fucking ask that in the 21st Century you turn on the hot water and actually get...hot water?

Friday, November 14, 2008

I believe in a woman's right to choose, but...

I think we need to hold a national referendum to vote on whether we should allow Angelina Jolie to have yet another baby.

Seriously, imagine the mess when/if she and Pitt break-up. Their offspring and their adoptees will be haggling in court over money for decades.

Not to mention, she is reinforcing the stereotype that woman should be able to have as many children as they wish. I agree with this as long as you are able to afford them and really take care of them.

With her and Pitt's money, the kids will be more than well taken care of, but it makes the average woman in rural America think it's glamorous to have many babies, and she won't be able to truly raise them properly...leaving them essentially on the back of taxpayer money.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Florida and QBs

My Chicago Bears have had sexy Rex Grossman a few years and he is a University of Florida alumn QB that was highly touted.

I don't watch much college football at all, but it's been the trend that Florida quarterbacks pretty much suck hard core when they get to the NFL.

Florida has a new QB this year, that is being highly touted and he's been good for a solid 2-3 years, Tim Tebow.

When I see highlights of Tebow, I see a rehash of sex Rex and all the other shitty Florida QBs before him.

I hope I am wrong about Tebow, as he seems like a likeable guy who has grit, and serious determination. But, if I were an NFL team coming into this next NFL Draft in the spring of 2009, I wouldn't touch Tebow with a 10-foot poll.

Blech

I have an illness that needs fixed via surgical staff. I am trying to hold on until I can vote, but this moment, I can honestly say the following: I am sick and tired of being tired and sick.