A dusting away the healing time

You know you don't dust very often when you have to dust the box that holds the Swiffer Dusters...whoops! My bad!

More proof "God" is a myth

Shouldn't these delusional bitches not need those masks? Won't "God" save them from the swine flu?

Surely any righteous "God" would save his disciples from the wrath of this creation...surely...right?

ShamWow's Demise

The people at Consumer Reports have finally killed any fascination with Vince and his ShamWow! Check out the free video here.

Toyota's Prius Cover-Up?

I am a huge fan of two car companies: Honda and Toyota. However, this fascinating article I found in the Seattle Weekly suggests that my good friends @ Toyota are hiding a deep, dark problem with their precious Prius: Unexplained car acceleration.

Here's the story in printable view from the news website.

Where I've Been...

Since April 3rd...I have been gone. I have not been at home nor near a computer. I have been...in the hospital.

During the past *roughly* 3 weeks, I have endured 3 surgeries (one lasting nearly a half a day), numerous procedures, and a multitude of tests. To put it simply...I have gotten my monies worth out of my health care insurance.

These past 3 weeks, I have crafted and lost many a posts in my noggin'. I will do my best to re-create them and bring to life my past 3 weeks.

As I type, I am still here in the hospital, but I am on the brink of being released and my now technicolor body is eager to go.