My poblem with the WPT

**Warning - As I am sleep-deprived, this is a pretty fucking mean rant, read at your own peril***

WPT = World Poker Tour/Tournament

Poker on tv has become a sensation in recent years and I never understood the fun part of it. But, this is what it hath wrought...

On my local Comcast Sports channel are four, fat, white trash dumb-fucks who clearly think they are as smart as a rocket scientist vying for a spot in NASA's elite astronauts club.

My problems with this "sport" are:

1. That while it may spurn learning some simple math arithmetic, it's largely a simple game to master. Who is truly vie in the top cream o' da crop as they say, say it's more about watching social behaviors than just playing simple math odds.

2. It gives fat white trash Americans a legitimate excuse to sit on their ass and think their going to hit the grad-fuck-lottery instead of working at a real job.

So, if you sit on your fat, lazy, doughy-white ass and wax poetic about how one day you'll win it big by taking down "a big score"...do us all a favor, pull out that rifle you surely must be a sportin'...and kill yourself. At least it's give some other American a reason to keep their real job.