A binder clip's many uses?

Just discovered a new use for a binder clip! I love these clips, and this is one way I wish I hadn't quite discovered:

Using the clip to pinch off a tube that has begun to leak crap from your body. Oh, isn't that a lovely invention?!?!

And it's so sterile, I'm sure the docs will adore the new fashion look I've decided to sport.

I believe, jaunty is the word? Yes, indeed. It's jaunty!